‘30 Days Hath September, April, June, and November …’

By Larry Judkins

Glenn County Observer

For your amusement:

Very early one morning some weeks ago, the following exchange during a field interrogation – or something very similar to this exchange – was heard on police scanners here in Glenn County.

Law Enforcement Officer: Subject’s date of birth is 35th of December, 1961.

Sheriff’s Dispatcher: Confirming date of birth is 25th of December, 1961?

Officer: Negative. 35th of December, 1961.

Dispatcher: December has only 31 days.

Officer: That must be it …

Like I said: It was very early in the morning.

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